am i kicked from the fandom yet

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[10:51:03 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: aliens are amazing ok
[10:51:06 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: especi ally dicks
[10:51:11 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: like javik
[10:51:26 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: i am all for tentacle dicks =P
[10:51:35 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: humandicksareboring
[10:52:25 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: shit son i meant like personality wise
[10:52:36 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: OH FUCK

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ueeyasu:

I never want to draw armor again

original joke

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[9:35:27 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: REAPERS START LANDING ON PLANETS DURING SHEPARD’S ASSAULT AND THEY’RE ALL READY TO FIGHT BUT WHEN THEY EXPECT THE BLARING NOISES…
[9:35:33 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: INSTEAD OF THE USUAL BLARE
[9:35:35 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: IT’S
[9:35:38 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT”

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[9:00:25 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: what if
[9:00:30 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: instead of blasting shit up
[9:00:37 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: …reapers..
[9:00:39 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: twerked…
[9:01:30 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: on what drugs are you LOOOL
[9:01:58 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: jUST LIKE IMAGINE
[9:02:02 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: LANDING ON A RANDOM PLANET
[9:02:10 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: LETS OUT THAT BLARING NOISE
[9:02:13 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: SCARS EVERYONE
[9:02:16 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: TWERKS

[9:03:23 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: this makes me think of like aliens
[9:03:27 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: learning about twerking
[9:03:45 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: and like twerking in front of shepard like ‘this is a human dance rite do u like this’

[9:09:29 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: … javik
[9:09:31 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: twerking
[9:09:48 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: this doesnt makes sense? XD
[9:09:57 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: shut up
[9:09:59 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: javik twerking
[9:10:16 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: twerk effect
[9:10:17 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: mass twerk
[9:10:24 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: *facepalm*
[9:10:31 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: twerk effect works XD
[9:10:46 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: instead of just moving like normal people during battle
[9:10:54 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: shepard’s crew twerks as they shoot
[9:11:02 PM] «Aria T’Loak»: thats how they have to rename the game if reapers would twerk
[9:11:38 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: jUST IMAGIN ELIEKE
[9:11:40 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: A KR OG NA
[9:11:42 PM] .: Jᴀᴠɪᴋ :.: TWEKRI ng

01st Aug 2014 - reblog

raphael was talking to me about mass effect while i had my tablet on my lap…

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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties

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ericaleev:

Mordin and Dr. Chakwas get to give the rest of the Normandy crew examinations. Purely for scientific and health-related purposes.

I’ve always wanted the chance to draw Mass Effect’s gorgeous aliens in their ‘full glory’. Yes, I am one of those people that thinks that Javik could have wings because the Collectors did. Kirrahe is here because he is a spectacular example of his race. The nips were left off Liara because of personal censorship and laziness. Sorry if an alien race you like was left off the post. In the meantime, have some alien butts.

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alfheimr:

due to some sort of Mystery i havent been able to access any of my dlc for the past few days

how can i live w/o javik

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